Centipede

So there’s this beastie called a blue centipede that’s about seven inches long and is probably the most horrifying creature I’ve ever seen and it just crawled under the rug next to my side of the bed. I googled the damned thing and the consensus is that the venom is unlikely to kill a grown man, though it could kill a child or someone with a weak constitution.

So the question is, what do I do now? As far as I see it, I have two options: do I burn the entire house down or call in a nuke from orbit?

It’s much bigger and scarier than this photo suggests. MUCH. It’s like a foot-long hotdog wiener with 100 legs and toxic pincers.

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