Category: <span>Travel</span>

These posts feature quirky travel experiences and thoughts on culture, science, nature and the environment.

Priyom’s mobile phone rings just as he wrenches the steering wheel away from the abyss. To my horror he reaches for the phone, answers and shouts something unintelligible before dropping it to the floorboard and returning his attention to the unfolding disaster.  In the back seats my wife and I both gasp and grab the seatbacks in front of us as we lurch toward the edge. I know the tires are going to slip over, but then we are back in the boulderish rubble of the landslide, jouncing so violently that my head bangs sharply on the side window.

Priyom stops the car, eyes wide. A tinny woman’s voice (his wife?) is yelling from the phone which is now on the floorboard. “Holy shit,” says my wife as she looks over the crumbling edge of the asphalt into the rainy valley. In front of us, the road is gone.

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When I was eight years old, my mom helped me write a note introducing myself to the world. We tied the note to the string of latex helium balloon and released it into the Georgia sky. It was the most exciting thing I’d ever done.

I waited impatiently for a response. To where would the balloon fly? I imagined it soaring over exotic lands, mountain ranges, even oceans. I imagined another little boy in a strange foreign place looking up into the sky and seeing a little black speck floating high overhead. I imagined my balloon alighting somewhere in a green field of grass; a kid like me seeing it, picking it up, reading my note. I’d included my address so he or she could respond.

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Imagine one square mile of tiny dark cavities, tumbled on top of each other inside a giant crumbling termite mound of brick, concrete and construction scraps. Imagine the entire assembly covered by a sun-baked crust of rusted sheet metal, blue plastic tarps and a deep insulating coat of filth and trash. Imagine that a million people live in the dark spaces beneath this crust, crammed more tightly together than at any other place on Earth. Do the math: that’s 1,200 people per acre. My home in North Carolina is on one acre, where I live with my wife and dog and cat. I try to imagine 1,200 people in my house. My imaginations fails.

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He’s a young guy in a red Ferrari jacket with close-cropped hair, knockoff Italian shoes and a neatly manicured Tony Stark beard. If he speaks English, he doesn’t admit it. He just bobs his head and smiles warily at my cheery “Good Morning” and insists on carrying my heavy backpack to the car. He’ll be my driver for the next three weeks as I explore the isolated Brahmaputra floodplain, an area sandwiched between Bhutan, Bangladesh, China and Myanmar and connected to mainland India by a narrow sliver of land known as the “chicken-neck.”

Image-wise, Priyom is the exact opposite of Kal, my driver in the southern Indian state of Kerala. Where Kal had been conservative and staid, Priyom is sleek and stylish in a Fast-n-Furious kind of way. I quickly discover that this image also applies to his driving style. If riding with Kal was nail-biting, riding with Priyom is downright heart-stopping. Kal rarely exceeded 50KPH. Priyom rarely goes less than 100 unless a collision is imminent, at which point he jams the brakes and somehow slides between the careening bus and the fully-loaded lorry (with a couple of centimeters to spare), honking furiously and also dodging the inevitable bicycle or scooter. At the time of this writing I’ve been with Priyom for fifteen days, during which not one single vehicle of any kind has passed us. Not one. As far as I can tell, Priyom is the fastest driver in all of India.

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Starting with the rushing throngs of Mumbai and moving into the slightly less hectic but still as dense southern states of Goa and Kerala, there hasn’t been a moment of silence since I stepped off the airplane. Not even in the countryside of Munnar, a supposedly relaxed rural area of tea plantations and high mountains have I escaped the sometimes annoying, occasionally mystifying, often beautiful but always present sounds of the Indian civilization.

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On the inside back cover of the very first international travel book I ever bought (Peru), there was a list of supposedly common Spanish phrases and their English translations. Tucked between Where is the bathroom, please and How much does this cost was a phrase that, at the time, I found quite funny:

I prefer to have my surgery in the United States.

I can’t remember why I thought it was so funny, but the phrase stuck with me and now my wife and I use it often in jest in our travels, when we are about to do something we know to be risky. Before we try the raw-egg-and-fish in Sao Paulo, or before we accept a ride from a shady cab driver at midnight in Morocco, we look at each other and laugh and whisper:

I prefer to have my surgery in the United States!

It’s become a light-hearted mantra for us, a verbal talisman that hopefully protects us from ever having to say it for real. Today, though, for the first time ever, the humor is completely missing as I head to a government hospital in rural India as a patient.

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My driver Kal is tired. I can tell by the way he’s rubbing his face. This makes me nervous. Driving in India takes intense concentration at all moments, and even a momentary lapse can mean that you either 1) run over a slow tuktuk or pedestrian, or 2) get squashed by one of the careening buses or heavy trucks which slow down for absolutely nothing.

Driving on any Indian road is dangerous enough, but the curvy, narrow roads of Thekkady are particularly deadly, as the occasionally skull-and-crossbones roadsigns continually remind me. Problem is, not only is he tired, he is also in a hurry, and I’m not sure why.

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This post is part of a series of micro-travelogues called Seven Weeks in India. To see all the posts in this series, click here.

My driver’s name is Kal, and he will be taking me everywhere I want to go over the next eight days while I tour the southern Indian state of Kerala. Sounds cool, right, to have a private driver to chauffer you around, leaving you stress-free to enjoy the trip? A driver that is also a local guide who can point out interesting sights and activities along the route and explain the background to what you are seeing? A driver who is at your total disposal 24 hours a day?

Yes, but… this is India, where nothing is ever as simple or as easy as it first seems.

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I’m in a taxi in the western Indian state of Goa, a sun-drenched surfer’s paradise known for good seafood, wild parties and easy access to illicit drugs. Like most of India, to my western eyes it’s a hard-to-grasp mishmash of poverty and prosperity, of vitality and dreariness, of incredible beauty and unbelievable filth. It’s also the only place I’ve ever visited where all of the world’s major religions seem to coexist in at least some level of harmony. There are lots of huge Christian churches (courtesy of the Portuguese colonial rulers), but there are also impressive collections of Islamic mosques, Hindu temples, and other religious structures I can’t even identify. Given this obvious attitude of religious tolerance, I guess the shrine on my taxi driver’s dashboard shouldn’t surprise me.

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The moving map with the little airplane icon doesn’t show political borders, just a low-resolution image of satellite terrain. Where am I? I check the route map in the back of the airline magazine. Are we flying over Armenia or Turkey? I’m beginning to realize that my high-school geography is totally inadequate when confronted by the real world. Maybe that’s the Republic of Georgia in the distance to the north? Could it be Russia?

The ride is smooth; the roars, rumbles and hisses of an airliner in flight have merged into an acoustic lullaby. Everyone else is asleep, but I find myself glued to the window, trying not to smudge the cold plastic with my noseprint. It’s after midnight and the full moon is behind us, revealing a soft, snow-covered landscape of wrinkles and folds. Above, the stars are harsh blue perforations in a cold steel sky, arranged in strange patterns like an indecipherable blueprint of creation.

We’re flying over some of the most beautiful and exotic lands on Earth. How can it be that nobody else is enthralled by the view? Why isn’t every nose stuck to the glass, watching the wonders of the planet scroll slowly below us in the ethereal moonlight? How is it that nobody cares?

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